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Who's Running This School?!

NO BIKING IN THE HALLS!

The Toxic Crusaders find themselves having to go through a school overrun by the Cretin Punks--a gang of misfit students armed with bikes, balled fists, and a bad attitude!

With several Tromaville thugs sitting in as ultra-bad "substitute teachers," the Cretin Punks have made Nuke 'Em High their fortress of anarchy! With no other authorities present, the Toxic Crusaders are forced to bring order back to the halls!

Not only in the hallways or cafeteria, the Cretin Punks have also taken over the Basketball Court! You'll have to break up this unauthorized school rally and fight your way to their leader!

You can look forward to battling through Nuke 'Em High when Toxic Crusaders releases in Early 2026!

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