Darkest greetings Underlord,
Would you like the good news or the bad news first? Given your outlook, I suppose you’re eager for the bad: Your Workers have formed a union, the National Union of Dungeon Excavators. But it’s because of the good news: You’ve been working them into the ground!
The leader of this union is a veteran Worker, The Cynical Imp, who’s come out of retirement just to head this campaign.
The Cynical Imp is proffering these terms, and is threatening a Workers’ strike if you don’t agree:
- The Underlord may not slap a minion in their minionship except in the explicit circumstance where the said minion has refused to excavate a tile designated by the said Underlord’s Hand.
- The Underlord must establish a Payday giving scheme whereby minions can donate a portion of their earnings to charity, tax free.
He has also prepared this short broadcast for you:
https://youtu.be/JMS-tQxTFdY
So unless you want your dungeon to be as empty as a room after a Chunder’s fart, you should have a good think about this.
The Cynical Imp is ready to hit the campaign trail across all non-Campaign game modes!
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