"Hello, I am Cosma, the llama seer.
Looking into my crystal ball, I can see your future, or at least pretend quite well.
You broke the laws of the universe by clicking and producing infinite llamas.
This caught the attention of the powerful spitting llama, Gertrudes,
and now she spits on you purely for fun.
To ensure everything is under control, Petrucio, the cosmic llama, will time travel to help you,
together you will break the barrier of spacetime to escape Gertrudes' intergalactic spitting.
Your future is full of surprises, but as long as you're surrounded by
strange llamas and unusual cosmic events, everything will be fine!!"