Dear Air Traffic Controllers:
After countless (okay, exactly 41) coffee-induced keyboard disasters, we’ve squeezed《Mini Airways》into your phone! Pre-registration starts TODAY — Yes, it’s April Fools’, but the only joke here is it’s already past April 1st in some parts of the world when you see this. ✈️
▷ Why Pre-Reg?
Gentle alarm? Nah, we’ll yeet it to your lock screen
Legalese: Tapping "Register" = Vowing to whisper "cleared for landing" in public
▷ Pre-Reg Now:
Google: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mini.airways.paid.gp
Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mini-airways-premium/id6478572512
— Sincerely, Mini Airways "We Ran Out of Coffee" Team