Alternative headlines include "Dick and Dom SNUBBED in Online - Browser category", "Black Ops II not deemed most innovative game of the year - internet pitchforks rest easy", or just, "Journey wins pretty much all the other bloody awards, to the chagrin of PC-centric news writers". Still, there were some wins for games that PC owners could play. As well as Dishonored's top award, shiny trophies also went to The Walking Dead, XCOM and Far Cry 3.
Full list below. Winners in bold.
Best Game
Dishonored
Journey
Mass Effect 3
The Walking Dead
FIFA 13
Far Cry 3
Action
Far Cry 3
Hitman: Absolution
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
Halo 4
Mass Effect 3
Borderlands 2
Game Innovation
The Unfinished Swan
Fez
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Wonderbook: Books of Spells
Journey
Kinect Sesame Street TV
Artistic Achievement
Journey
Halo 4
Borderlands 2
Far Cry 3
The Room
Dear Esther
Audio Achievement
Journey
Far Cry 3
Beat Sneak Bandit
Halo 4
Assassin's Creed III
Dear Esther
Mobiles & Handheld
The Walking Dead
LittleBigPlanet (Vita)
New Star Soccer
Incoboto
Super Monsters Ate My Condo
The Room
Online - Browser
SongPop
The Settlers Online
Merlin: The Game
Runescape
Amateur Surgeon Hospital
Dick and Dom’s HOOPLA!
Online - Multiplayer
Journey
Assassin’s Creed III
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Need For Speed Most Wanted
Halo 4
Borderlands 2
Original Music
Journey
Diablo III
Assassin’s Creed III
Thomas Was Alone
The Unfinished Swan
The Walking Dead
British Game
The Room
Need for Speed Most Wanted
Forza Horizon
Dear Esther
Super Hexagon
LEGO: The Lord of the Rings
Performer
Danny Wallace (The Narrator) - Thomas Was Alone
Nolan North (Nathan Drake) - Uncharted: Golden Abyss
Melissa Hutchinson (Clementine) - The Walking Dead
Dave Fennoy (Lee Everett) - The Walking Dead
Adrian Hough (Haytham) - Assassin’s Creed III
Nigel Carrington (The Narrator) - Dear Esther
Debut Game
The Unfinished Swan
Deadlight
Forza Horizon
Dear Esther
Proteus
The Room
Sports/Fitness
New Star Soccer
Forza Horizon
F1 2012
Nike+ Kinect Training
Trials Evolution
FIFA 13
Family
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Minecraft: XBOX 360 Edition
Just Dance 4
Skylanders Giants
Clay Jam
LEGO The Lord of the Rings
Story
The Walking Dead
Journey
Far Cry 3
Thomas was Alone
Mass Effect 3
Dishonored
Strategy
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
Dark Souls: Prepare To Die
Diablo III
Great Big War Game
Total War Shogun 2: Fall of the Samurai
Football Manager 2013
Game Design
Journey
Dishonored
Far Cry 3
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
Borderlands 2
The Walking Dead
Fellowship
Gabe Newell
And if you'd like to see the various people involved in the above games accept their golden face masks, you can do so via this video of the event.