Hey guys, how ya doin? It's ya favorite mafia gal Kakkoi WHO 100% PAYS TAXES I DO NOT HATE THE IRS
Now I gotta tell yous all bout the new big update for the game, lotsa shit added. Lets start with the big sutff.
MP got a little rework, you find yourself saving up to use specials all the time? Now the cost's been lowered by a lot! Fights are more fun now, but what's the catch? Ya gotta complete a little minigame to deal that extra damage, each boss with a different unique special
Most bosses got their own special minigames, have a sneakpeak at a few in these tiny ass pictures
Whole lotta new stuff added to post-game blackjack, got a lot more shit to talk about now. And if yous lookin to make some good money flippin cards, I straight up told the casino to hand out decks with easier hands and they said sure LMAO idk how that worked I guess they're fuckin magicians or something. But yeah whole lotta new shit after you beat the game
In the normal story, some dialogue's been added too idk what Kron was thinkin cause the game's long enough as is, bro me and Okuu were up all night beatin the final boss halfway through Okuu says "hey that looks like me" and I tell her to drink seltzer water
So maybe even with new dialogue yadda yadda yous replaying the game, and ya tryna skip through the text by slappin your keyboard like a fuckin maniac, right? Not anymore! Now ya can hold "X" to skip all that text I mean you already beat the game not like you need to see that shit twice
Volume slider's been changed to be a lil bit more balanced so nothing can ever blast your eardrums
Some of those cutscenes that everyone loves got some new stuff in em, for example, a voice cameo by Drewski on Youtube love that guy and notably some special shit in the final cutscene, but I can't spoil that at all yous gotta see it for yourself
Now we gotta talk about the secret boss, we made is so that now all ya gotta do is--
WAIT WHAT. FUCK YOU MEAN MOKOU DIDN'T PAY HER GODDAMN 200 BUCKS SHE OWES US
Alright mfs me and okuu gotta fuck some bitches up see ya LETS GO
Art by @chikncheddr