Sterling Archer, the star behind the animated spy sitcom airing on the FX network (also called Archer!), is hands down one of the biggest jerks on TV. We're talking like, someone so awful that he makes Walter White from Breaking Bad look like a nice, upstanding guy.
He's rude. He's self-centered. He's a womanizer. He's brazen. He has some serious mommy issues.
Hmm. Archer makes for the perfect character to base a renegade playthrough of Mass Effect on, don't you think? I'm all the more convinced by the @ArcherShepard Twitter account, which tweets things that you can practically hear in Archer's voice.
For your consideration:
Cutting off the Council is almost as satisfying as hanging up on Mother
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013
You, Requisitions Guy, give me a gunWell obviously I don't remember your nameJust because I talk to you every day it doesn't mean I care
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
No, Jack, don't… You're so ugly when you cry
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013
Jesus, Garrus, could you try not getting shot!
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 28, 2013
Chakwas, you are my Oprah
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Holy shit, I just blew nine million credits in ten minutes…Kaidan did it!
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Oh, big surprise, the anomaly is another geth ambush.Seriously guys, try to mix it up a little bit
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Oh my god I fucking hate thresher maws
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Alright, time to go after Saren.As soon as I win back those one million credits I lost at Flux
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Go away, Conrad. If you were a hot chick I'd probably be more interested
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Tali, what is up with that accent? Are you Russian or what?
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) March 1, 2013
Mordin, stop testing everything on the interns.Wait, they're actual crew members? We pay these idiots?
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 27, 2013
No, you should go!
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 26, 2013
I don't like to compare myself to James Bond because 007 never got to bang aliens like me
— Archer Shepard (@ArcherShepard) February 25, 2013
I think I might just have to make any future Mass Effect playthroughs based on Archer now.