------------------------- Cosmic Date 29.04.2024 ------------------------- Dear Space Travelers,
This is Helperbot speaking! What a joy to see so many new faces traversing the Mini-verse - even if they are partially obscured by a thick layer of protective, military-grade glass! We do feel however, that you’re not adequately equipped yet to face the challenges presented to you after the great collision.
In today’s edition of the E-Corp Intergalactic Almanac, your go-to source for navigating the wonders and dangers of the cosmos, I’ll be helping you satisfy one of your body’s most primal needs: hunger.
The Ancient Art of Agricultural Cultivation
Food is hard to come by in the uncharted corners of the Mini-verse. With nourishment centers out of the equation, you will have to get crafty. That’s where the ancient art of farming comes into play. Humanoid lifeforms have been farming for millennia. On Planet Earth, they even celebrate something called “Farming Fest”... although… it seems to be mainly about... video games?
Image 1. Look at Mininaut witnessing the beauty of his own creation
But I digress. Farming is a beautiful, meditative practice. Any space traveler who’s ever used their Nano-Tool’s trowel module to till the soil on a new planet and plant a fresh batch of Space Turnip seeds knows that this is true. Consuming self-grown produce is one of the most satisfying feelings. It is a way of building an intimate connection with the food we’re eating and the planets we inhabit.
Now with E-Corp Advanced Farming Technology™
To make this incredible serenity more accessible, we’ve developed a wide range of technologically advanced farming technology! With E-Corp's cutting-edge automation systems, you'll be churning out industrial amounts of food faster than you can say "total environmental collapse".
Powered by renewable wind energy and watered using advanced automated irrigation systems, food production is easier than ever before. With our efficient transport network, you can effortlessly shuttle the fruits of your labor straight to your opulent fortress, where you can feast like a king... or feed your personal army of Fronkeys.
Image 2. Not a big reader? We've prepared an official video demonstration of E-Corp Advanced Farming Technology™
To celebrate this great feed… I mean, feat… we will join the Earthlings by celebrating and partaking in the great Farming Fest! Time to take out your gardening gloves and start your intergalactic agricultural adventure.
See you in the Mini-verse!
Your friend Helperbot
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