Hi! It’s Billie! I’ll be taking over for Aristotle from here on out. How am I supposed to do this? I’ve never had a journal before. Um. A bit about me. My name is Billie (I guess I already said that), and I am the one and only child of Arthur. One of the most amazing heroes of all time. Alongside Aristotle, of course.
COMPLAINING ABOUT MOM
I told Mom I found Aristotle’s journals. That I was reading all about Arthur and Aristotle’s adventures, and OBVIOUSLY I want to do everything that they’ve done! Who wouldn’t??
My mom, I guess. Because she got really mad. I always knew my dad’s name was Arthur, but she never told me anything else. Why? He’s the coolest goat to roam the planet, a hero!
SOCRATES
I was given the librarian, Socrates, as my mentor. I like him, I guess. He’s boring, but at least he doesn’t get mad at me when I zone out, and he listens to me when I talk about Arthur.
