Ok....sorry about that. I'll be the first to remind everyone that I have no idea what I'm doing but honestly the random crash should be fixed now. There was a problem with some custom Steam code that I thought was up to snuff but I went ahead and yanked it all out and used an open source library instead.
Lo and behold, it works fantastically now.
At least for me that is. If you run into any more problems, I'll hop right on them. Unfortunately considering work and the time I wasted on this fix, I'll have to push back the major update until this weekend. Sorry...I know all 9 of you were really looking forward to that super surprise!
JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER