I'm happy to announce Outcore's biggest, most important update ever since "The big 2023 update" earlier this year.
Please welcome...
The "Cute animals with clown noses" update!
Finally, after ten thousand years, I've managed to focus ALL player feedback into one singular feature which everyone can enjoy. It took hundreds of the best engineers around the world to develop this, but we managed to overcome the technical difficulties involved in developing such a complex system.
You can finally, look at cute animals with big red clown noses instead of playing Outcore
Look, buddy, I'll be frank with you. The game has like 17k post-release wishlis++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Sorry, my cat just landed his abnormally gigantic ass on the keyboard. Here's proof
Anyway, as I was saying, The game has like 17k post-release wishlists. That's 17,000 people who showed interest in the game but haven't played it even though it's free. This is my dream game, and I'm gonna make them play it, you hear me???
The only way to convert them was to pull out the big guns, the forbidden weapon, the illegal Danish: Cute animals.
I could have just let you look at regular cute animals, but then I would have missed the opportunity to subconsciously remind you to buy the clown nose DLCs, which you don't have to but you should definitely remember that they exist and that I hunger for french fries and schnitzel in pita which I can buy using YOUR money.
"Finally, Doctor Shinobi, YOU'VE DONE IT! I no longer have to play your stupid game. I will now proceed to tell ALL MY FRIENDS about Outcore's new awesome update. Next, please add a feature that lets me order hard-boiled eggs directly to my home".
Yeah!!!! Go tell your friends about the update! And have fun, I worked very hard on this update just for you!
Ohhhhhhh.... by the way
I made a new attempt to fix the annoying black screen bug. Hopefully, the bug-fixing editions (and maybe the base one) should fix it for everyone. If you're still getting black screens, let me know on the game's Steam forums or Discord server.
OHHHH, by the way 2.0
I'm working on a new game which I hope to announce sometime between this micro-second and the end of August. Unfortunately, it won't contain cute animals with big red clown noses