King of the Hill Season 53: Season of… Totally Fine Everything Is Fine!!

• Season of… Totally Fine Everything Is Fine!! •

"Season of Mana Drought" is over! The seasonal changes are no longer in effect.

Welcome to the Season of… Totally Fine Everything Is Fine!!

Seasonal Mutation: D'Spot has cut the dungeon's budget. Says it's temporary. Says everything is under control. A strange glow has been visible in the sky at night, but it's definitely not dangerous. Prices on all items in the shop have gone up (absolutely for no reason). Where will the resources go? None of your business! No, not for a spaceship. Where did you even hear about a spaceship?!

We always appreciate your feedback regarding seasonal mutations. Regularly — usually one week before the season ends — we hold calls with players on our Discord server to discuss game balance and upcoming changes. Join us!

• Item Balance •

• Fencers Items

  • Just-a-Sword, price: 3 ➔ 4

  • Excalibur, price: 10 ➔ 12

  • Chainsaw, price: 15 ➔ 18

  • Laser sword, price: 23 ➔ 28

  • Dreihänder, price: 32 ➔ 38

  Throwers Items

  • Heavy Ball, price: 7 ➔ 9

  • Stale Pretzel, price: 16 ➔ 19

  • Hidden Leaf Shuriken, price: 22 ➔ 26

  • Tuna, price: 26 ➔ 32

  • Ordinary Bomb, price: 31 ➔ 37

  Tanks Items

  • Tower Shield, price: 4 ➔ 5

  • Periodic Table, price: 12 ➔ 14

  • Sanuzzi Fridge, price: 18 ➔ 21

  • Panzer-Poo, price: 26 ➔ 32

  • Excellent Coffin, price: 36 ➔ 43

  Shooters Items

  • Harquebus, price: 6 ➔ 7

  • Crossbow, price: 11 ➔ 13

  • Sucker Gun, price: 16 ➔ 19

  • Plasma Gun, price: 26 ➔ 32

  • Punisher, price: 33 ➔ 40

  Eggheads Items

  • Cartful of Secrets, price: 7 ➔ 9

  • Cartful of Toxins, price: 12 ➔ 14

  • Grav-Gun, price: 20 ➔ 24

  • Turret, price: 22 ➔ 26

  • Dr. Octopus's Claws, price: 27 ➔ 33

  Fighters Items

  • Rocky's Gloves, price: 4 ➔ 5

  • Claws, price: 8 ➔ 10

  • Yoga Pants, price: 16 ➔ 19

  • Tutu, price: 22 ➔ 26

  • Yellow Suit, price: 30 ➔ 36

  Medics Items

  • First Aid Kit, price: 6 ➔ 7

  • Crash Cart, price: 11 ➔ 13

  • Plague Mask, price: 15 ➔ 18

  • Defibrillator, price: 23 ➔ 28

  • Halo, price: 31 ➔ 37

  Mages Items

  • Charmed Ring, price: 7 ➔ 9

  • Rabbit-in-a-Hat, price: 13 ➔ 15

  • Elden Charmed Ring, price: 20 ➔ 24

  • Sailor Fuku, price: 24 ➔ 29

  • Shaman Club, price: 27 ➔ 33

  Tricksters Items

  • Nano Lance, price: 9 ➔ 11

  • Paddle Ball, price: 14 ➔ 17

  • Pitchfork, price: 20 ➔ 24

  • Whip, price: 25 ➔ 30

  • Stilts, price: 33 ➔ 40

  Cultists Items

  • Dark Mantle, price: 8 ➔ 10

  • Spirit Mask, price: 15 ➔ 18

  • Candle Skull, price: 21 ➔ 25

  • Cursed Contract, price: 25 ➔ 30

  • RR, price: 33 ➔ 40

• Cursed Mutation Balance •

• Curse of Variety buffed: health bonus 6% ➔ 8% (2% ➔ 3% in Director's Cut)

• Mutation Balance •

• Sword Dance buffed: cooldown 10 sec ➔ 8 sec

• Dash nerfed: damage 650 ➔ 600

• Game Modes Balance •

• Hunger Games now drops slightly more tokens (it won't interfere much with my construction project)

• Class Abilities Balance •

• Boomfish mana cost reduced: 80 ➔ 40

• Thunderbolt mana cost reduced: 30 ➔ 20

• Heal mana cost reduced: 45 ➔ 30

• Call of Cthulhu mana cost reduced: 50 ➔ 35

• Taunt mana cost reduced: 30 ➔ 20

• Buff Tower mana cost reduced: 35 ➔ 25

• Bomb mana cost reduced: 15 ➔ 10

• Kaled's Assembly mana cost reduced: 15 ➔ 10

• Friendly Deathknight mana cost reduced: 75 ➔ 50

• Purr-Meow mana cost reduced: 15 ➔ 10

• Pet Thorny mana cost reduced: 60 ➔ 40

• Faithful 54MUR41 mana cost reduced: 45 ➔ 30

• Rain of Bullets mana cost reduced: 30 ➔ 20

King of the Hill Season 52 Results

WINNERS:

(<#BF3EFF>Nice try blending in with the background, we still found you 👀)

Congrats! Your victory medal has been added to your name on the leaderboard.

Season 53 starts right now and ends on May 7th at 16:00 UTC.

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