Hello, friends!
The DEA is pressuring our business a bit too much this month. All the latest social media technologies are way too easy to track, so we had to cypher our next announcement.
What does this countdown mean? Is it a date for a new batch of high-quality goods?
Well, here's a little hint where you can get the info on the matter.
CARTELTYCOON.COM
Click it, rack it and tap those bastards e-mails to subscribe to our newsletter! Pretty simple, right?
These times might look harsh, but we’re not getting caught so easily, my friends! This way we can outsmart these government tontos!