Artificer: Welp, I have to rework this AP/AD converter, but things seem somewhat stable now...
Enzo the Bard: Heeeeeeey buddy, what do you have over there? Seems expensive!
Artificer: Oh this? This is the reality warper I've been working on, don't touch it!
Enzo: Hmm, ok ok... you like scrap metal, right?
Artificer: ... yes?
Enzo: The Knight will give you his helmet if you manage to take it off, it has a cupholder and everything.
Artificer: Say less. ~Runs out of the room
Enzo: Well well well... now it is timer for JUST BARD!
P.S. If you want to play the normal version of the game, go to the "normal" branch in Steam config, the special April Fools mode will be up for 24h, have fun!