I’m back, bitches! Our Commander in Queef, Big Daddy DC, has entrusted me with handling the dev diary updates while he traverses the globe on an unholy mission to relocate Studio FOW's headquarters from the volcanic fires of Mordor to somewhere more habitable for our filthy future endeavors.
I can’t wait to tease you degenerates with all sorts of taint-tickling tidbits! Also, I dare you say that last part ten times fast.
LAST CALL FOR VA AUDITIONS!
To you or any of your friends with hopes of one day getting paid to sit on a Bad Dragon, pretend it’s a space slug’s gigantic slimy reproductive rod and moan in sweet orgasmic bliss for the entire world to hear –
TURN IN YOUR AUDITIONS NOW!
The open casting call ends today. Don’t let this opportunity slip through your sticky fingers!
On the other hand, if you want to BE the space slug, we’re looking for those as well. Here’s a WIP of a "chutt" - our lovable species of obese lateral undulators. All you veteran hentai fans should recognize the inspiration ;)
ENTER THE GENERAL
We only showed a little a bit of the corrupt general last time, so here’s another shot of her base mesh in progress. The entire model (including outfit) will be completed in the next few days, ticking off yet another roadmap goal! Those of you waifu fanatics that have been dying to get down with the thiccness are going to be most pleased with this one.
Dear Diary,
Dat ass was phat.
SPEAKING OF THICC...LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SCRIPT. LOOK AT IT.
As you can see, this thing is HUGE - and it's not even in its final form yet!
We've been hard at work day and night expanding the script of Subverse. Several confidential writing cumsultants have also been assisting to shape the story into something that we’re confident will make you laugh, cry and touch yourself all at the same time.
Once the scenes are finished, we're going to send them off to our amazing voice actors to record. The dialogue system of Subverse displays these lines on a sleek UI along with our character models that are capable of displaying fully animated emotions to emphasize the delivery. This design lets us show off our waifu models and set the mood for kino sci-fappage.
BIG SEXY DEV OVERHAUL
Our trusty programming duo, One-Eyed Jeremy and Hungry JJ, are still crankin’ away at the core systems coding. We’ve totally upgraded everything under the hood that to make sure all of the additional features and gameplay chapters added during the campaign will fit nicely and not result in some cervix-slamming nightmare later down the line.
We're still looking for a passionate senior programmer to help us move into full development, so contact us if you have the necessary experience/portfolio and want to punch a first class ticket to the dark side by helping us bring our space titty opera to life!
Our modeling team has also been swapping out our placeholder assets for new, custom hotness. We'll be teasing more vehicles as progress continues.
Can you guess who's going to be flying this bad boy?
WHAT'S NEXT???
For those of you most interested in the gameplay, we'll be announcing some of the integral gameplay systems in Subverse in the next update as well as showing off some more sweet models!
Sincerely,
- Mr. Kristoff
Senior Producer