Sound Card: A lightly chewed stick of gum will add the right ambiance to our royalty-free sfx and original tracks by a master 'poser
Additional Notes: Is your computer an actual toaster powered by a potato? You should probably sort that out before playing this game. It might work properly on a particularly brave little toaster but no pinky promises
recommended
Recommended:
OS: Windows 9
Processor: Triacontadi-cored CPUs should suffice for this absolute beast of a game
Memory: 9 GB RAM
Graphics: 4-way SLI NVIDIA TITAN V just in case, you know
Storage: 420 MB available space
Sound Card: Sound Card That Adds A Slight Distortion Making Everything Sound Like An Annoyingly Windy Day Might Be A Slight Improvement
Additional Notes: Why are you still reading this? Seriously, this is just a simple indie game that should run on practically anything remotely recent. If it for some reason doesn't run properly please let us know so we can be confused, then pretend we understand computers for a bit before ultimately giving up, and just offering you a refund.