The Narrator Is a DICK

Released: Jun 14, 2016
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Last updated: 14 Sep 2026, 17:16 GMT

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05 Mar 2021Developer post
Seeds of Friendship - Available Now On Kickstarter!
Seeds of Friendship is a farming and life sim taking inspiration from the Sixth Generation console game Harvest Moon : A Wonderful Life, and the hidden gem Chulip. Build your dream farm, restore an animal sanctuary, make new friends and more!
20 Apr 2020Developer post
The Narrator Is A Dick : Longer, Harder, and Uncut OUT NOW!
View the new game here : Hello Everyone, The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is available now! If you owned the original game you will receive this game for free. Key Features Comedy Based Unfair 2D Platformer - Inspired by Games Like "I Wanna Be The Guy" and "Kaiz
View the new game here : https://store.steampowered.com/app/1275770/The_Narrator_is_a_DICK__Longer_Harder_and_Uncut/
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Hello Everyone,
The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is available now!
If you owned the original game you will receive this game for free.
Key Features

Comedy Based Unfair 2D Platformer - Inspired by Games Like "I Wanna Be The Guy" and "Kaizo Mario".
Fully Voiced - Every Line is Fully Voiced in English.
A Cavalcade Of Crazy Characters - Meet Zany and Wild Characters as you Travel.
Full Controller Support - Play using Keyboard or Controller.
Steam Achievements - An Assortment of Achievements to Unlock.
Improved Gameplay - Overall the game just feels better and smoother to play.
Multiplayer - Play every level together with your friends in rooms of up to 144 players.
Time Trial - Speed runners rejoice as your time played is now tracked in-game, making it easy to decide who is truly the best.
Original Soundtrack - A brand new original OST by Kirk Markarian.
Improved Graphics - New and Improved Sprites.
Infinite Save Slots - Start a New Game Without Losing Progress in Others.
Improved UI - Better Looking and More Uniform UI Elements.
Subtitles - Subtitles to Improve Accessibility.
New SFX - New and Improved Sound Effects.
Animations - New and Improved Animations.
Details - New and Improved Level Details.
Please let me know what your thoughts are on this or if you have any questions, as well as any additions or changes you'd like to suggest. Thanks, and I hope to see you guys in-game soon.
See you guys soon 👍
-Adam
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01 Apr 2020Developer post
The Narrator Is A Dick : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Coming Soon!
Please wishlist the new game here : Hello Everyone, When I created the original The Narrator Is A Dick it was only my second game ever. While the reception of the game was generally very positive, and it received a great deal of online buzz I've always felt that it could have bee
Please wishlist the new game here : https://store.steampowered.com/app/1275770/The_Narrator_is_a_DICK__Longer_Harder_and_Uncut/
Watch on YouTube
Hello Everyone,
When I created the original The Narrator Is A Dick it was only my second game ever. While the reception of the game was generally very positive, and it received a great deal of online buzz I've always felt that it could have been an even better game. For that reason I am excited to announce that I have begun working on a remastered edition of this title The Narrator Is A Dick : Longer, Harder, and Uncut.
Everyone who owns a copy of the original game prior to the remastered edition being released will receive the remaster for FREE.
These are the key features of the remaster that are complete, or near completion as of today.

Improved Gameplay - Overall the game just feels better and smoother to play.
Multiplayer - Play every level together with your friends in rooms of up to 144 players.
Unlockable Characters - Play as any NPC in the game (Including the Unicorn).
Time Trial - Speed runners rejoice as your time played is now tracked in-game, making it easy to decide who is truly the best.
Original Soundtrack - A brand new original OST.
Improved Graphics - Several of the original sprites we're low quality or blurry. They have either been fixed or replaced.
Infinite Save Slots - The original game had only 1 save slot. Now you can create as many as your computer can hold.
Improved UI - Better looking and more uniform UI elements.
Subtitles - Subtitles to improve access for the hearing impaired.
New SFX - New sound effects have been added, and some old ones have been improved.
Animations - Deaths look and feel much more pleasing as your character flies through the air upon death.
Details - More details per level. Things like trees, grass, effects, ect.
Please let me know what your thoughts are on this or if you have any questions, as well as any additions or changes you'd like to suggest. Thanks, and I hope to see you guys in-game soon.
- Adam
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26 Jul 2016Developer post
New Free Content Update!
A series of challenging extra levels are now available for free to everyone, together these add about an extra hour of content to the game! I hope you enjoy!
26 Jul 2016Developer post
New Free Content Update!
A series of challenging extra levels are now available for free to everyone, together these add about an extra hour of content to the game! I hope you enjoy!
24 Jun 2016Developer post
Future of the game?
I'm going to release a series of "Challenge Levels" sometime in the coming weeks so stay tuned!
24 Jun 2016Developer post
Future of the game?
I'm going to release a series of "Challenge Levels" sometime in the coming weeks so stay tuned!
14 Jun 2016Developer post
Hall of Fame!
Enkazadas The Indomitable has completed the game without dying a single time, congratulations Enkazadas! If you manage to beat the game without dying head on over to the "Hall of Fame" thread and make a post!
14 Jun 2016Developer post
Hall of Fame!
Enkazadas The Indomitable has completed the game without dying a single time, congratulations Enkazadas! If you manage to beat the game without dying head on over to the "Hall of Fame" thread and make a post!
14 Jun 2016Developer post
Welcome Everyone!
Thanks for checking out my new game, "The Narrator is a DICK", if you have any comments, questions, or concerns I can be reached at feel free to add me to discuss! I hope you enjoy your time with "The Narrator is a DICK" and I look forward to peoples reactions/thoughts.
14 Jun 2016Developer post
Welcome Everyone!
Thanks for checking out my new game, "The Narrator is a DICK", if you have any comments, questions, or concerns I can be reached at feel free to add me to discuss! I hope you enjoy your time with "The Narrator is a DICK" and I look forward to peoples reactions/thoughts.

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