PATCH 67
I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
Jesus Christ Simulator
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- May 31, 2024
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I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
Jesus can now mog demons.
I have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded. But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing... MAJOR UPDATES include: New powers more optimization better flight mechanics new ways to kill demon
A lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements. So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters. I have also created an optimized, smaller map for less powerful PC
Better laser SFX Iron Jesus has a better field of view, and better camera angles.
I have eliminated around 4 million polygons from the rendering process, which should make the game run MUCH smoother.
1. The FOV has been fixed, due to popular request from the community. The camera is no longer extremely close to Jesus, and your Field of View is slightly wider (was 90 degrees, now it's 100 degrees). 2. Due to the suggestion from YouTuber 'Masayoshi', stealing from the Bank of G
I have fixed some issues with mech Jesus, turned down the flight speed on Jesus to make him more controllable, and fixed some other various little bugs. Enjoy! -Luke
You can now play as 'Mech Jesus', a version of Jesus inspired by a certain billionaire made of metal. Mech Jesus uses advanced weaponry rather than Miracles, but his weapons have been gifted to Him by God Himself. Enjoy flying around the city in your jetboots and Metal Suit. (Mec
1. You can now summon the demon that is possessing a person, and destroy the demon! 2. You can now freeze massive tornados, and smash them into icy pieces. 3. You can help sick civilians, and fly them to the Free Hospital (or drop them by accident) 4. Fire looks much better! 5. N
You can now use your Heavenly Ice-Breath Powers on Civilians. Freeze them in hilarious ways, then shatter the ice and let them go free! Or leave them there forever. You can also freeze the ocean with your breath. Hope y'all enjoy!
1. You now have Ice powers, as well as customizable lasers! 2. You can freeze Demons and ATMs, and blast them into pieces! And extinguish fires with ice. 3. You can now SMITE people!!! 4. Due to the suggestion from Twitch Streamer 'Tomato', you no longer have to purchase cars for
UI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed. You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident. Enjoy!! -Luke
You can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands. A fun little minigame I coded this week. Enjoy! -Luke
The flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer! Hope you enjoy!
Huge update! Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus! You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do. The level is based off the real-life food bank I used to volunteer at. (Still perfe
This is the alpha build of the Bank Robbery Update. Steal from the rich and give to the poor! Hope you enjoy!!!
You can now open demonic treasure chests in hell, and harvest Demon Hearts. I also fixed some bugs, including the floor height bug in Hell. When you are possessing a Demon, and he is electrocuted while being possessed, you now repossess Jesus.