MahelykTheClassifiedX · Black Lantern Collective
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Hey Spankrs! This update has some juicy news! Our third review milestone hit! Steam community trading cards, emoticons, backgrounds, and badges! A new update with full controller support! GlitchSPANKR OST on Steam has been approved and coming soon! The controller update came with
Happy Halloween and SPOOKY SPANKIN's! tl;dr We hit our next milestone! (community reward survey below) The full OST is released on Spotify! Full controller support is underway, but not quite done yet Another milestone reached! Over 100 reviews, at over 98% positive! The reward th
Hey Spankrs! tl;dr We sent out the first Milestone 20 Steam key giveaway We're nearly at Milestone 2 already The games Soundtrack is being released on Spotify and Steam for free (dates and links below) You did it! You hit the first milestone a week ago at 50 reviews, and we sent
Hey Spankrs! Here is Patch 9, just some small improvements and fixes I saw I could add, along with some fixes submitted by you guys! The most important may be the ability to skip the Spunkball level. This is the final patch before the start working towards full controller support
Patch 8 Hey Spankrs, Just a quick fix this morning from some fixes from last night! The biggest one was fixing the Chain stick, which broke after adding in a system to reduce the wobble for people who were getting motion sick from all the stick wiggling. It was the only stick eff
Patch 7 Hey Spankrs! This patch has more of the usual small fixes and polish, but with a larger addition! Introducing... the Abstractulator! This can now be found in your HQ and is a central spot to collect and view all the lore documents you find. Unfortunately you may need to g
Hey Spankrs, here's the next batch of fixes! I've also added two new secrets! Updated Desp_3 to inform the player to know the Hate balls back at Spunk, Cut two lines from You're worth it to shorten Spunk's Speech, Fixed typo in Calm_Before_The_Storm, Cut a line from Calm befor th
Hey Spankers! Some spankin' hot news! tl;dr Free key giveaway, OST coming, we got our first Metacritic score! Key Giveaway To celebrate 50 Positive Reviews we'll be giving away 20 GlitchSPANKR keys on Oct 27th! GlitchSPANKR launched almost a week ago to great reception, and a ton
Hey Spankrs! GlitchSPANKR was launched almost a week ago to great reception and a ton of great feedback! We've been busy adding content and polish to the game based on all the reports. Thank you everyone for all the love and support! Below we have new Community Milestones , a New
Hey Spankrs! Here's a new list of fixes, hopefully these kill some of these issues permanently! Thanks to everyone for reporting these! Patch 5 Fixed physics issues with lips that was effected by framerate, Adjusted exit collision for Get_Help_Man, Lowered music volume in Rabbit_
Hey Spankrs! Another day, another Spankin hot update! 10/17/25 Fixed Dinner_Eating rounding issue to be able to get the 5/5 stars,, Fixed issue with Pucker Puncher not shooting far enough due to auto kisser,, Added a SHUFFLE feature to the HQ music stereo,, Added fix leaving The_
Hey Spankrs! I normally try not to do two updates and be annoying, but there were a few things that needed to be fixed! Did a workaround fix for New Perspective collectable bug, Disabled hidden VR settings that may be turning on VR software on launch, Updated the Newsletter signu
Hey Spankrs! We had a good launch, and everyone seems to really be enjoying the game! After watching streams all day yesterday, and getting bug reports from players, I spent this morning fixing everything I saw reported. There's plenty more to come! There were a few things that m
After a gruelingly long wait you're able to finally get the full Spunkin' game. Pick it up now for 10% Off
The SYSTEM goes live tomorrow! You thought the game was just a silly spank simulator? Well, it is , but it’s also SO MUCH MORE! Grab your big wiggly stick and prepare to fight evil, spank bad guys to death, and SAVE THE WORLD! For a game about spanking, we think it’s a pretty goo
👋 Hey Spankers, Secret Hunters, and brave Booty Defenders! It’s finally happening: GlitchSPANKR launches October 15th! Oh boy, that’s right! In just 20 days you’ll be able to dive headfirst into our nostalgic 90's nightmare and decide once and for all… is Spunk your bestie, your
Spank Alert! We're going live for a special Steam Next Fest broadcast! Catch us playing GlitchSPANKR, breaking stuff, and oversharing juicy dev secrets. Come hang out, ask weird questions, and don’t forget to wishlist . Spunk needs the validation or he’ll eat another level. 👉 Tu
Hey Spankrs! Just another update as we prepare for Steam NextFest tomorrow! -Added controller support for almost the full game. Only the settings menu, and the Tower Defense level need a mouse currently. -Improved the game intro sequences. Added art, music, and additional jokes.
Demo Fixes -Made some things on table breakable in Demo_End level -Improved win screen UI (restart level button was ugly) -Removed new wall clipping into reward in Booty_Defense -Fixed Boss fight objective in Boss_Fight -Added option to Skip the Old_Friends level -Fixed bug where
Hey Spankrs! just a small patch I've worked on from watching you guys play the demo! -Added Restart Level to end screen -Added background to Booty_Defense -Added fast forward button in Booty_Defense -In Small, made spank sounds really big and ponderous/booming -In Old friend, add