Kalypso Media Expands Portfolio into Educational Apps
Gabble is set to Release on May 20th
Bracknell, UK – March 30, 2025 – Kalypso Media and the Ultimate Multilingo Evil are thrilled to announce their expansion into the world of education. The Beginning is a groundbreaking project we have been developing for years in collaboration with some of the most talented and renowned linguistic researchers.
Gabble is a brand-new translator app that supports the translation of Gobble into 42 languages. Become closer than ever with your feathered neighbours, understand what they are yelling at you when you are chasing them and learn more about their deep appreciation for corn – all made possible with Gabble!
Project Lead Thalya highlighted the vision behind the initiative:
"We wanted to create something with a real impact—something that would improve everybody's lives and bring all of us closer together. In our increasingly globalized world, the ability to connect and communicate across cultures has never been more important."
According to the Divided Dungeon Dictators, Gobblers now make up the largest population worldwide], making Gobble the most spoken language on the planet. Yet, efforts to integrate them into society have been severely lacking—until now.
Following extensive negotiations and productive collaborations, Dr. Execu Tioner, CEO of Kenytucky Fried Gobbler (KFG), shared his excitement:
"At Kenytucky Fried Gobbler, we greatly appreciate this opportunity to work closely with Kalypso Media to be able to provide users with genuine value for their lives. We've already begun renovations to establish dedicated areas where customers can engage in conversation with Gobblers while waiting for their meals.
In the past, this was not possible due to... well, a number of unfortunate incidents and related safety concerns. Let’s just say our customers didn’t always make it out unscathed. But thanks to Kalypso Media’s new app, this is the biggest game-changer for us since the invention of buckets and deep fryers.
Of course, we have spared no expense or effort to ensure that there are always enough Gobblers available for every test."
An excited KFG customer told us: “Being able to talk to the Gobblers before consumption makes the meals feel so much more personalized. It would be truly heartwarming to get to know their backstory – It would definitely allow me to connect more."
The Ultimate Multilingo Evil, Head of PR-Disasters, spits out some final words – definitely not to convince everyone to use the App and start a new cult:
“Before we smash the gobblers into the best meal in the world, we make sure they feel loved and have room to speak their last wishes. With Gabble, we can now understand them!
We sincerely hope you enjoy learning this language with our evil- uhm, efficient translator app. What do you mean, you haven’t used the app today? Daily usage is absolutely necessary *clenches fists in rage*!”
Gabble will be available May 20th on all mobile devices and smartwatches, with physical editions of learning materials launching in select stores on May 29th.
Kalypso Media Producer Evilge Nius hints that Gabble is just the beginning:
"This is only our first step into educational technology. Our developers are working hard on loot boxes with exclusive skins for the translation app. In fact, our first Succubi App Skin—available as a mythic drop in loot boxes—is nearly complete.
Later in 2025, we will introduce the Tropican Llama Translator, further cementing our commitment to educational apps and ensuring that every unheard voice is finally recognized.
We have plenty more content in the works—so stay tuned!"
Gabble will be free to download on all mobile devices and smartwatches. Retail edition dictionaries will be available in selected regions on May 29th.
Players who pre-register will unlock an exclusive Thalya ASMR translator voice for Gabble.
Gabble will release on May 20th (year unknown) for all your common devices.
Gabble Features:
- More fun than slaying heroes: By using this translator app, you learn a new language - the Gobblers' language!
- Translation into 42 languages: Gabble can translate the language of the Gobblers into 42 languages! A list of all languages can be found in the app by going through several unnecessary menu steps.
- Ready for use, 24/7: Whenever you're in the mood for some gobbler food- uhm, some gobbler interaction, Gabble is your tool for communication! The only requirement is a smartphone or a smart watch (not included with the app). Don’t you have phones?
- Gabble, Gobble or Goobble: The app can automatically understand the gobblers with the integrated audio detection. Just turn on the microphone and the app will do its part. (Access to the microphone, your camera and all your private data is extremely necessary.)
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For more information, please contact the Dungeons Permanently-Redacted (PR)-Team
