Extreme Social Distancing

Daniel Lewis · TheNewTropic

Released: May 18, 2020
Platforms
Last updated: 15 Sep 2026, 16:01 GMT

Updates & announcements

5 posts

16 Oct 2020Developer post
NEW MAP: Squirrel Garden!
Aright its time for a local lockdown, which means more ESD updates, like THIS ONE. Get yourself a new map with a new element - moving platforms. And another new element - a giant squirrel! AND ANOTHER NEW ELEMENT - fire! Oh that one already exists? Oh my Gaia! I'll take it back!
Aright its time for a local lockdown, which means more ESD updates, like THIS ONE.
Get yourself a new map with a new element - moving platforms. And another new element - a giant squirrel! AND ANOTHER NEW ELEMENT - fire! Oh that one already exists? Oh my Gaia! I'll take it back!
New map also has it's own music, little snippet here:
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Full changelog:

New map
Fixed the big cough for good
Changed the menu
Mouse input now works fine
Removed horrid grunt sounds, replaced with much nice grunt sounds
Added new attack and falling animations
Added music/sounds volume controls to the in-game pause menu
Lowered default music volume
There's a new mode planned for the next proper update, we'll see how long lockdown lasts.
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21 Jul 2020Developer post
ESD: ZOMBIES
ZOMBIE UPDATE LIVE This update contains a new map, the haunted forest . Creepy fog, spooky yet punchy music, and of course unlimited zombies who carry the infection on their sharpened... fingers? You can't limit their personal freedoms by requiring them to wear gloves! There is a
04 Jul 2020Developer post
Even better punching
In this update: Punching is now a lot smoother. Punching is now more powerful. The AI now punches slightly quicker. The AI now makes decisions a little faster. The correct music plays for the boxing ring. Fixed the stat screen not coming up sometimes. That's it, not much to it! I
In this update:

Punching is now a lot smoother.
Punching is now more powerful.
The AI now punches slightly quicker.
The AI now makes decisions a little faster.
The correct music plays for the boxing ring.
Fixed the stat screen not coming up sometimes.
That's it, not much to it! If anybody want to play me using Remote connect hit me up!
Thank you so much for playing the game, it means a lot to me. I hope you achieve all achievements, crack the Easter eggs, and appreciate the usage of the Oxford comma.
Cheers!
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31 May 2020Developer post
BOXING UPDATE Now Live
The BOXING UPDATE is now live! In this update there is a new arena to practise extreme social distancing - the boxing ring! Punch, cough, and hoard toilet paper while hundreds of coloured eggs snap your pics, mourn the financial repercussions of buying the tickets, and make plans
The BOXING UPDATE is now live!
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In this update there is a new arena to practise extreme social distancing - the boxing ring! Punch, cough, and hoard toilet paper while hundreds of coloured eggs snap your pics, mourn the financial repercussions of buying the tickets, and make plans to get the winner's name tattooed on their sternum forever.
Matches held in the ring should be over much quicker, due to the confined space, the ability to bounce off the ropes, and the pressure of such a large crowd watching your every move.
Also included:

Punches now force opponents towards the centre more strongly
Mars has much less gravity (more bouncy bouncy, yay!)
Disabled mouse input for menus
Bug fixes:

No longer able to sit in with the sicko
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18 May 2020Developer post
Extreme Social Distancing has launched!
Extreme Social Distancing is now ready to play! Yeah, we know it's silly, we know it's yet another attempt to profiteer off of an international tragedy, we know it locked your pet lizard in a cupboard - but it's still a good way to take out some of those frustrations you feel bei

Updates & announcements

NEW MAP: Squirrel Garden!

ESD: ZOMBIES

ZOMBIE UPDATE LIVE

Even better punching

BOXING UPDATE Now Live

Extreme Social Distancing has launched!