Goat Simulator 3

Coffee Stain North · Coffee Stain Publishing

Released: Feb 15, 2024
Platforms: Windows
Last updated: 07 Sep 2026, 09:02 GMT

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17 Apr 2026Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.2.1.1
Futuristic bug smashing Bug Fixes: Fixed a crash that appeared when using the Cryoray Goat Gear and then the Medusa ability Fixed the ‘Gather all Players’ UI pop-up, where players in the same session were not visible until they were close to the tower, and the image had a weird o
Futuristic bug smashing Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that appeared when using the Cryoray Goat Gear and then the Medusa ability
Fixed the ‘Gather all Players’ UI pop-up, where players in the same session were not visible until they were close to the tower, and the image had a weird offset. I have no idea what this means, but great, I guess
Fixed a crash that appeared when a player with the Stasis Helmet gear equipped spawned in the Title Screen. Bugs work in mysterious ways
The flapping wings sound should no longer play when playing as the RoboCock Goat Type, as it has no wings. Makes sense
Players caught by the Satellite Dish or Drill Kicks Goat Gear's abilities while being in a ragdoll state will no longer become invisible
After closing one of the portals while using the Wormhole Horns Gear, jumping into the remaining one should no longer teleport the player. You can only teleport if there's a portal to teleport to
Wormhole Horns Gear: Depending on what other goat gears the players have equipped, we had some teleporting issues where players didn't teleport to the correct location. This is now fixed!
Fixed an issue while wearing the Wormhole Horns Gear together with other gears, causing the player to teleport to the wrong location
Some items had ‘default_name’ displayed when being licked. All objects should have a name now
The Help section of the Collectibles tab will now display information about collectibles and not info about things from the Quest tab
Fixed some missing textures on different goats, causing some goats to have only eyes and tongues
Default Baadlands Goat Gears (ghoul fur, whistle baa, wastelander warrior hat, boots, and jacket) should now be automatically equipped when starting a new game in the Baadlands DLC title screen while choosing to play split-screen. The whistle baa gets equipped when adding a split-screen player during an active game session in the Baadlands DLC
Fixed some texturing issues with the cloning machine in the Baadlands DLC on the Puppet Goat, Human Pet, Tony Shark, The Farmer, and Capra Erectus
Fixed the visibility distance for host and clients when spawning multiwursts with the Hotdogian Goat Type ability. All players in a multiplayer session should be able to see the multiwursts from the same distance. I love the name ‘multiwursts’
Fixed some missing collisions on the small round platforms in Fruitopia in Baadlands. Thanks to the community for reporting it
Build: 485499
Goat Simulator 3 – Buck to the Future is out
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01 Apr 2026Developer post
‘Buck to the Future’ add-on | OUT NOW
‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is here Step into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Mix and match different futuristic gears for ceaseless body goatification. The future is now, in the present. Don’t ask how
‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is here
Step into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Mix and match different futuristic gears for ceaseless body goatification.
The future is now, in the present. Don’t ask how.
Buck to the Future contains 22 new gears (8 with abilities), 6 new instincts, and 1 new playable goat.
Goat Simulator 3 – Buck to the Future is out today
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PATCH NOTES: v.1.2.1.0_476053
The future is here. In the present. Goat.
New Paid Add-on – Buck to the Future Pack
22 new gears, 8 with abilities
6 new instincts
1 new Goat Type: RoboCock
The complete Future Pack list:
Hacker Visor – Wake up, samurai
Stasis Helmet – Another way to torment those poor NPCs
Future Fashionista – It’s giving Hunger Games
Raver – Makes you wanna go to Berlin
Synthetic Hair – Weebs will love this
Tension Reliever 3K – You can now give the NPCs a massage
Splatien Launcher – Cute, but deadly
Polygonal Sleeves – Crinkles are so in right now
Hi-tech Outfit – So fashion, so future
Un-Gravity Boots – Float your goat
Circuitry Suit – This suit has a shocking price tag
Circuitry Heels – With wireless shoe strings
Neon Sneakers – Be light on your feet
Wormhole Horns – Make your problems disappear. Then reappear
Pilbot – It’s exactly what you think it is
E-Wings – Please be mindful where you park your E-Wings
Techwear Backpack – Carry all your secret intel in style
Main Dish – The head is flat
Hologoat – Not to be confused with Hollowgoat
Holohorns – Sharp points and sharp resolution
RoboCock – Don’t look at me, I did not name that
Dyed – Even cocks need fur
Bug Fixes:
Fixed an audio issue where the music in Baadlands wouldn't play. I really love the soundtrack in Baadlands, don’t you?
The game will no longer crash when loading into the Multiverse level after completing the Microverse rift
Fixed all gear placement issues reported by our community. As always, thank you for informing us. Hopefully, nothing was missed
The Classic Goat Type will now have correctly rotated feet gears
The sandworms in Baadlands will now avoid cities. They will also leave the area if the player drives them there. Agoraphobia ain’t easy
Players should now be able to pick up the gears purchased from the vendors after re-joining the session
The audio of the Baadlands intro will no longer be desynced and cut off at the beginning
Objects turned into vehicles will no longer look floating or invisible to players
While riding the Sandworm as a passenger in Baadlands, it will no longer move with noticeable stuttering for players
Capra Erectus Goat Type: The fingers will no longer look stretched out on Low and Medium graphic settings
Hotdogian Goat Type: Fixed an issue where the multiwursts spawned with the Hotdogian ability remain visible even at a distance, causing a consistently low performance. Lol, ‘multiwurst’ always cracks me up
Car wrecks will now have collisions after an explosion
Parts of the gears will no longer get stuck mid-air for the players when they equip the gear or after they respawn
Updated the text of the 10-year anniversary gears in the main menu
Fixed a crash that could appear when playing the ‘Snake Game’ in Multiverse of Nonsense. Did you play the original ‘Snake’ on a Nokia, or am I the only old one here?
Fixed an issue where the wheels of vehicles would visually get icy, but they never got slippery while using Cryoray Mk II Gear
Fixed a bunch of custom appearances of NPCs that broke, making the NPCs have random outfits
Fixed a bunch of collision issues that appeared in the Wasteland while playing Baadlands
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01 Apr 2026Developer post
Goat Direct 2026 | OUT NOW
Goat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news The sequel no one asked for is out now. Have a look at what the devs behind Goat Simulator 3 have been up to lately in this year’s Goat Direct. Watch it here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-dat
Goat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news
The sequel no one asked for is out now. Have a look at what the devs behind Goat Simulator 3 have been up to lately in this year’s Goat Direct.
Watch it here: [dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6MtFuldNQ"][/dynamiclink]
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24 Mar 2026Developer post
‘Goat Direct’ returns on April 1st
It’s official, another Goat Direct is coming! You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, goaty announcements, and a deep dive into what we’ve been working on lately. While we want to keep most topics hidden , we can reveal one of the things we will cover in this year’s Goa
It’s official, another Goat Direct is coming!
You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, goaty announcements, and a deep dive into what we’ve been working on lately.
While we want to keep most topics hidden, we can reveal one of the things we will cover in this year’s Goat Direct. We recently asked the community to create cards for Pilgor’s upcoming 12th birthday on April 1st. We’re going to show some of our favorite nominees and reveal the three winners of the plushies in the actual video.
Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel to get a notification on April 1st when the video is out.
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30 Jan 2026Developer post
GOAT PLUSHIES | PRE-ORDER NOW
It's so plushy I'm gonna... By popular demand, two hot new bombshells by Youtooz have entered the villa. Here for a limited time only. Pre-order now: Pillow plush Weighted plush Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North If you want to be more up-to-date with development or need mor
It's so plushy I'm gonna...
By popular demand, two hot new bombshells by Youtooz have entered the villa. Here for a limited time only.
Pre-order now:
Pillow plush
Weighted plush
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18 Dec 2025Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.2.0.4
Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA Bug Fixes: Fixed some crashes that could occur while playing around NPCs and causing chaos. The chaos-meter has increased Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the wardrobe menu while loading the add-on images Fixed an issue where the Rad Resor
Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA
Bug Fixes:
Fixed some crashes that could occur while playing around NPCs and causing chaos. The chaos-meter has increased
Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the wardrobe menu while loading the add-on images
Fixed an issue where the Rad Resort Area’s music and name got triggered earlier than where the actual Rad Resort is. Rad Resort in your area
When the player collects scraps, the background music and sounds will no longer get muted, and then restart
Fixed an issue where the ‘customizable baa’ ability couldn't be disabled
The area tag ‘Pilgor Town’ will no longer be visible in the intro
Fixed an issue where the player couldn't exit the fridge for around 15 seconds after skipping the intro, as the door appeared closed from the host's side and therefore opened with a delay. Hello claustrophobia
While playing the mini-game ‘Prop Hunt’ and hiding inside an NPC, the player should no longer get stuck in the NPC and keep respawning inside it in an endless loop, making the sound and textures corrupted. Why are you hiding inside NPCs? Don’t you think about how they might feel about it?
Playing ‘Prop Hunt’ in split-screen should look a lot better now, without the crazy pop-ups
You will no longer be able to complete instincts that you haven't unlocked yet
The moustache of the Pizza Chef Hat gear no longer floats in the air in front of Pilgor
Fixed some issues that the Rebecka gear was causing. She’s a little troublemaker, isn’t she
v.1.2.0.4_462744
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28 Nov 2025Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.2.0.3
Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay Bug Fixes: Fixed a crash that occurred when switching goat type inside a vehicle. Don’t switch goat type and drive, I guess Fixed a bug that could cause the game to crash after summoning the motorcycle After our latest patch, we got a bunch of
Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that occurred when switching goat type inside a vehicle. Don’t switch goat type and drive, I guess
Fixed a bug that could cause the game to crash after summoning the motorcycle
After our latest patch, we got a bunch of new gear placement issues – most are now fixed
The Fruitants' VO will no longer get corrupted when they are on fire. What have I missed?
v.1.2.0.3_459498
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24 Nov 2025Developer post
Nominate your favorite goat
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24 Nov 2025Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.2.0.1 + v.1.2.0.2
Some bug fixes for Steam Bug Fixes: Fixed a crash that could occur when customizing the motorcycle Fixed a crash that could occur after completing the Ballin' Volleys event Fixed some movement issues with the motorcycle; it should no longer shake and should work correctly The Roa
Some bug fixes for Steam
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that could occur when customizing the motorcycle
Fixed a crash that could occur after completing the Ballin' Volleys event
Fixed some movement issues with the motorcycle; it should no longer shake and should work correctly
The Roaches in the cockroach nests should now move faster and chase the player. I’ve never actually reflected on the word ‘cockroach’ before this
The Boomerang Gear should no longer disappear after reloading the save if it wasn't picked up before
When exploding a vehicle that has had a scale change by the player, the wreckage mesh's scale should be the same as the vehicle's. I guess this makes sense
Using the Chainsaw Face Gear, Pilgor will now either return to her normal size after getting off a sawn vehicle or maintain her normal size while getting on a sawn vehicle. Wth is a ‘sawn vehicle’
Objects turned into cars should no longer become invisible when sawn from the Chainsaw Face Gear
The game should no longer crash when trying to drive a sawn vehicle (an object turned into a vehicle) ← oooh, so that’s what it is
Fixed Gear placement for Reinfaus, Giga Goat, Frankenpine, Monstroccoli, Stump, and Miss Immovable. The new gears should fit them better
The tornado from the Ballerina Effect event will no longer be stuck after returning to the title screen, reloading the save, and reactivating the tornado in the Goat Tower. Finally, this got fixed
NPCs' VO no longer becomes corrupted when they are standing/lying near vent grids
v.1.2.0.2_457676
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Bug Fixes – Baadlands:
Fixed a crash that appeared during the Ghoul Resort Instinct
Fixed an issue that caused the intro text not to be displayed correctly for Korean, Chinese, and Japanese. You should now be able to read it. Not sure this will help me tho
Fixed some intro issues for players, where the intro wouldn't always play correctly if the player had already seen the intro in a single-player session. Now it should work the same way as in the base game. We love a good intro, don’t we?
Fixed the Drill Kicks gear for players; the player should now be thrown upwards when leaving the hole
The scroller is no longer visible in the end credits of Baadlands. Sweet bliss
The Octobonk event now has all three ghost sounds playing during the sequence
Dialogue with NPCs is no longer broken when looking through binoculars while the dialogue is active during the Pay-to-look event
Fixed Baadlands gear placement issues on Goat Types from Base Game and other DLCs. The gears should now fit them better
It’s getting hella cold in Sweden
When interacting with the cinema, the interaction text should now be translated correctly
The Map content will now match the location of the content. I mean I hope so??
Updated some respawn points so players will no longer respawn under the map, depending on when they use the respawn function
Are you enjoying the baadlands?
The last equipped gear or Goat Type should now remain visible while the player uses the Wardrobe
The 'Skip' text should no longer move off-screen when watching the end cutscene
The Giga Goat Type should no longer shake when walking or running for clients
Bug Fixes – Other:
Fixed an issue that sometimes caused the mini-game intro not to play for the player if they teleported to the minigame place
v.1.2.0.1_455723
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21 Nov 2025Developer post
Baadlands: Furry Road – DLC out now
The end of the world is finally here! Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that. Roam around the sandy landscapes on your mot
The end of the world is finally here!
Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that.
Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands.
KEY FEATURES:
You’re G.O.A.T! (still, always, forever)
Sand. So much sand. Enough sand to get everywhere. And I mean everywhere
You know the expression ‘when pigs fly’? It’s almost like that, but instead of a pig, it’s a goat. And instead of flying, the goat can ride a motorcycle. A customisable motorcycle. Woah
Explore a vast wasteland with familiar pre-apocalypse remnants hidden among the dunes
A new currency to acquire for all your apocalyptic needs. Finally, you can be broke in the game, just like in the real world. This simulation is getting too real y’all
Paint the town red with destruction or build it up like a productive member of society (but destruction is more fun)
New goats, gears, vehicles, achievements, and quests to keep your chaos addiction well-fed
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out today.
[dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708030/Goat_Simulator_3__Baadlands_Furry_Road/"][/dynamiclink]
Watch the release trailer here:
[dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaszHA86tOc"][/dynamiclink]
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You can’t spell ‘baadlands’ without ‘patch notes’. So here they are: New Content/Update:
A brand new map with lots of sand
Added camp upgrades. Camp Rock!
New in-game currency
A way to summon Pilgor's motorcycle. Sort of like when you whistle, and Epona comes running. How cute?
29 new events
5 new playable goats
56 new goat gears (20 with abilities)
39 new instincts
New baa sounds. I know you love diversity
New vehicles. Discover the wasteland in style and speed
New achievements. Gotta collect ‘em all
New interactables and things to explore. Yes, there are more things than sand
v.1.2.0.0_451194
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19 Nov 2025Developer post
Baadlands: Furry Road – DLC out now
The end of the world is finally here! Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that. Roam around the sandy landscapes on your mot
The end of the world is finally here!
Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that.
Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands.
KEY FEATURES:
You’re G.O.A.T! (still, always, forever)
Sand. So much sand. Enough sand to get everywhere. And I mean everywhere
You know the expression ‘when pigs fly’? It’s almost like that, but instead of a pig, it’s a goat. And instead of flying, the goat can ride a motorcycle. A customisable motorcycle. Woah
Explore a vast wasteland with familiar pre-apocalypse remnants hidden among the dunes
A new currency to acquire for all your apocalyptic needs. Finally, you can be broke in the game, just like in the real world. This simulation is getting too real y’all
Paint the town red with destruction or build it up like a productive member of society (but destruction is more fun)
New goats, gears, vehicles, achievements, and quests to keep your chaos addiction well-fed
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out today.
[dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708030/Goat_Simulator_3__Baadlands_Furry_Road/"][/dynamiclink]
Watch the release trailer here:
[dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaszHA86tOc"][/dynamiclink]
Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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You can’t spell ‘baadlands’ without ‘patch notes’. So here they are: New Content/Update:
A brand new map with lots of sand
Added camp upgrades. Camp Rock!
New in-game currency
A way to summon Pilgor's motorcycle. Sort of like when you whistle, and Epona comes running. How cute?
29 new events
5 new playable goats
56 new goat gears (20 with abilities)
39 new instincts
New baa sounds. I know you love diversity
New vehicles. Discover the wasteland in style and speed
New achievements. Gotta collect ‘em all
New interactables and things to explore. Yes, there are more things than sand
v.1.2.0.0_451194
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27 Oct 2025Developer post
THE BAADLANDS CHALLENGES
Wow, so much sand Are you hyped about the DLC or what?! You want to see more things from it, you say? How about a series of challenges, where you guys can unlock new material from the Baadlands*? *no new in-game material will be added; it’s only for showing you more content from
Wow, so much sand
Are you hyped about the DLC or what?! You want to see more things from it, you say? How about a series of challenges, where you guys can unlock new material from the Baadlands*? *no new in-game material will be added; it’s only for showing you more content from the DLC before it’s released. The Baadlands Challenges have started on our Discord server as we bleat 🐐 Headbutt over and help out to get a sneak peek at some DLC content before the release.
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Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out November 19. Wishlist now, get sand between your hooves later.
[dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708030/Goat_Simulator_3__Baadlands_Furry_Road"][/dynamiclink]
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22 Oct 2025Developer post
Baadlands: Furry Road – DLC release date
Coffee Stain North presents… Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road A calamity has unfolded across San Angora, transforming the island into a vast desert. Nobody’s quite sure why, but let’s be honest… it was probably Pilgor’s fault. Again. Play as Baallistic Pilgor, the antiher
Coffee Stain North presents… Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road
A calamity has unfolded across San Angora, transforming the island into a vast desert. Nobody’s quite sure why, but let’s be honest… it was probably Pilgor’s fault. Again.
Play as Baallistic Pilgor, the antihero and survivor of the apocalypse. Roam around the Baadlands on your motorcycle, butt heads with bizarre rival factions, establish your town and harass its citizens, and try to figure out what’s behind the mysterious vault. All this while covered in sand.
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out November 19. Wishlist now, get sand between your hooves later.
[dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708030/Goat_Simulator_3__Baadlands_Furry_Road"][/dynamiclink]
[dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAzvc4Hg-Ag"][/dynamiclink]
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12 Jun 2025Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.1.4.3
Summer is here and bugs have been smashed Update: The main menu is back to normal and no longer anniversary-themed. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right? Bug Fixes: The ‘Birthday Presents’ event is now fixed. The first present will no longer disappear if the player ignores
Summer is here and bugs have been smashed
Update:
The main menu is back to normal and no longer anniversary-themed. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right?
Bug Fixes:
The ‘Birthday Presents’ event is now fixed. The first present will no longer disappear if the player ignores it and continues to destroy any other present first and then restarts the game
Found a tick on my doggo. It has now been removed and the doggo works fine
Build: 410056
Play now, regret later: [dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2809180/Goat_Simulator_3__Multiverse_of_Nonsense/"][/dynamiclink]Until we meet again,
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22 May 2025VG247
Embracer Group says it'll put out 76 different games in the coming year, as it ditches friends for a fellowship and spins off Goat Sim publisher Coffee Stain
Damn, the nice little friendship thing Embracer Group had decided to morph into after earning the ire of lots of folks by going hard on the layoffs , closures and sales is no more. Read more
16 May 2025Developer post
Create your own card contest
We’re currently holding a ‘ create your own card ’ contest on our Discord where the winning card will get added to Goat Simulator: The Card Game . We’ve gotten over 50 goat card designs and completed all the challenges in Goat Level 4 and therefore unlocked all the exclusives for
We’re currently holding a ‘create your own card’ contest on our Discord where the winning card will get added to Goat Simulator: The Card Game. We’ve gotten over 50 goat card designs and completed all the challenges in Goat Level 4 and therefore unlocked all the exclusives for the card game! You guys are the G.O.A.T. But as you may know, rainbows and sunshine can’t be forever… Is that even an expression? Anyway, on Monday the Great Goat Council will look through all of the submissions and pick out 5 finalists. And we want… no NEED you, the goatiest community of them all, to vote on which one you want to see in Goat Simulator: The Card Game. The voting starts on Monday on Discord after the finalists have been revealed. It’s not too late to upload your card design for a chance to win, do it here on our Discord. Download card templates here. The Great Goat Council also wishes to inform you that after May 20, you will no longer be able to receive all of the exclusive content that has been unlocked, including the winning card. So if you haven’t made a pledge yet, DO IT before the time runs out. Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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06 May 2025Developer post
Goat Simulator: The Card Game | CAMPAIGN LIVE!
THE GOATS ARE LOOSE The Kickstarter campaign for Goat Simulator: The Card Game is live! Featuring wacky cards, caprine chaos at its best, and even a throwable plushie. Oh, and did we mention that the community got to choose a gear and event they wanted us to add to the card game?
THE GOATS ARE LOOSE
The Kickstarter campaign for Goat Simulator: The Card Game is live! Featuring wacky cards, caprine chaos at its best, and even a throwable plushie. Oh, and did we mention that the community got to choose a gear and event they wanted us to add to the card game? Read more about the different editions of the card game and make your pledge here 💥🐐 Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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24 Apr 2025Developer post
Patch Notes: v.1.1.4.2
Seems like the Easter Bunny stomped on some bugs before leaving Bug Fixes: Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the news feed section Fixed a crash that could appear when loading DLC textures The player will no longer collide with the invisible balloon when the first pres
Seems like the Easter Bunny stomped on some bugs before leaving Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the news feed section
Fixed a crash that could appear when loading DLC textures
The player will no longer collide with the invisible balloon when the first present appears from the Birthday Presents event
The Flying Broom gear should no longer get stuck after a cutscene! *hooves crossed*
The plushie jetpack will no longer be visible (greyed out) in the wardrobe before it's unlocked and has been found in the world. What a ride that was
Fixed an issue that caused some locked Gears and Goat Types to have a visible description in preview. You should no longer be able to see the name and description of a Gear you haven't unlocked yet. Woho, I’ve been waiting for this
What’s up with the chicken jockey?
Fixed an issue where the distance from which the client sees and hears the fireworks is much shorter than the host's when looking for the balloons during the Birthday Present event
You should now be able to stand on a plushified car (effect from the Plushie Goat ability) without being launched to the sky. This sounded like a feature tho
Build: 405711 Play now, regret later: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2809180/Goat_Simulator_3__Multiverse_of_Nonsense/ Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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09 Apr 2025Developer post
Goat Simulator x CRKD | NEO S
Sometimes, another collab comes along that once again revolutionizes our entire way of thinking and how we see the world. Coffee Stain North and CRKD have teamed up to let you experience goat differently. Pre-order today, feel the goat later. Watch the CRKD reveal trailer here: U
Sometimes, another collab comes along that once again revolutionizes our entire way of thinking and how we see the world. Coffee Stain North and CRKD have teamed up to let you experience goat differently. Pre-order today, feel the goat later. Watch the CRKD reveal trailer here: [previewyoutube=DiNTH-CP_3U;full][/previewyoutube] Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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07 Apr 2025Developer post
Pilgor plushie from Youtooz | PRE-ORDER NOW
We got Goat Simulator plushie before GTA 6 One of the most common questions we get is if we have any official Goat Sim merch, especially if we have any goat plushies. It has been scarce on that front for the last couple of years, but we can finally inform you that you don’t have
We got Goat Simulator plushie before GTA 6
One of the most common questions we get is if we have any official Goat Sim merch, especially if we have any goat plushies. It has been scarce on that front for the last couple of years, but we can finally inform you that you don’t have to get scammed on eBay anymore. An official Goat Sim plushie is on the way, and you can pre-order it here. The plushie is 9 inches/around 23 cm, made of children's tears*, and can be shipped worldwide. Amazing right?! Not only that, but it has also been approved by our Plushie Expert, Lando. * ok fine, it’s made of minky material and cotton Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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Updates & announcements

Futuristic bug smashing Bug Fixes:

‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is here

PATCH NOTES: v.1.2.1.0_476053

Goat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news

It’s official, another Goat Direct is coming!

You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, goaty announcements, and a deep dive into what we’ve been working on lately.

It's so plushy I'm gonna...

Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA

Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay

Some bug fixes for Steam

The end of the world is finally here!

The end of the world is finally here!

Wow, so much sand

Coffee Stain North presents… Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road

A calamity has unfolded across San Angora, transforming the island into a vast desert. Nobody’s quite sure why, but let’s be honest… it was probably Pilgor’s fault. Again.

Summer is here and bugs have been smashed

THE GOATS ARE LOOSE

We got Goat Simulator plushie before GTA 6